Hammock Song

She sat in the hammock and played her guitar, played her guitar,

played her guitar,

She sat in the hammock and played her guitar,

 played her guitar.

He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar,

 smoked his cigar,

He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar,

 smoked his cigar.

He said that he loved her, but oh how he lied, oh how he lied,

                     oh how he lied,

 He said that he loved her, but oh how he lied,

 oh how he lied.

They were to be married, but she ups and dies, she ups and dies,

          She ups and dies,

They were to be married, but she ups and dies,

          She ups and dies.

He went to the funeral, but just for the ride, just for the ride,

          Just for the ride,

He went to the funeral, but just for the ride,

          Just for the ride

He sat on her tombstone, and “boo-hoo,” he cried, “boo-hoo,”

          He cried, “boo-hoo,” he cried,

He sat on her tombstone, and “boo-goo,” he cried,

          “boo-hoo,” he cried.

She went up to heaven, and flip flop she flied, flip flop she

Flied, flip flop she flied,

She went up to heaven and flip flop she flied,

          Flip flop she flied.

He went down to Hades, and ZZ-ZZ he fried, ZZ-ZZ he fried, ZZ-ZZ

          He fried,

He went down to Hades and ZZ-ZZ he fried,

          ZZ-ZZ he fried.